what did say when he created the first black Wow you are the first non-white I made

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tom hall

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What do you say to a woman in the kitchen? Cook me some food.

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What's worse than the Holicost? Bitting into an apple and finding a worm

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roses are red violets are blue you should have been aborted

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? Because they are delicious, and very filling.

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Robert dupras dick size :3

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An Englishmen, an Australian, an American and a Chinese man were in a bar they were all friends who were having a drink together.

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Why couldn't Tommy pick up the bunny? Because the bunny was schizophrenic and Tommy wasn't real.

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Wanna hear an inside joke? Cancer.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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What happened to the woman who was raped? She was mentally scarred for life and finds it hard to trust men.

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what do you call your cousin drew? drouchebag

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What did the clown say to the other clown? I was not present at this conversation, and therefore I was not able to catch what they were saying

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A horse walks into a bar, The bar tender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has terminal cancer"

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You hear a big Boom, and run in, and see a shattered toilet, and a very BIG dying woman, on the floor next to it.

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hi iggy

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh.. Okay.

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What is the difference in a crow. There is none. Both legs are of equal length.

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