A tiger walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gets him a drink because he would rather not get vigorously consumed by a mighty beast.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Doctor, I keep imagining Doctors. *hayball rolls*

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Q: why did the plane crash? A: because jack daniels equals 7

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why so serious? because your too serious.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I am homeless, Can I have some food?

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Communism is very bad........well........look at China's economy

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If I could rearrange the alphabet I probably wouldn't.

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what did the asian father say to his son after seeing he got a B- in math? "There's small room for improvement but overall you did a great job son."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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If a tree falls on a woman, and there's no one around to hear it, what was a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Why was the boy sad. Because he had been diagnosed with terminal lung cancer and he had been told he has three days to live. That's why.

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What is big, black, and hairy? A coconut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was crossing the road it tripped on a rock. When it was getting back up, a bus went through a stop sign and ran it over. After suffering for 3 weeks in an animal hospital, the chicken died.

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What do you call a Jewish police officer? It depends on if you are Mel Gibson or not.

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did you here the one about the disabled downs child dying? of course you didn't that would be a horrible joke

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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Knock knock Who's There? My name is Jeff

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Banana

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Three men are in prison and comparing crimes. The first says that he got three years and he never robbed that store. The second says he served six years and he never hit that lady. The third said he got life, and he killed every child in that orphanage.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? You don't pokemon are fictional characters

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Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty jumped off and committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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