- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

if you read this you are gay

I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

So you there Red?

Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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