a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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