you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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...............................................................hi

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Cancer

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Beka has AIDS

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Women's rights

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Anti Joke

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