Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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Canadians

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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