roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

i had sex.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

a jew walks out of a furnace

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

Do you know the muffin man? No

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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