- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

guest what i love pancakes

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Weed.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

This sentance contains three errers

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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