Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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My name is Jeff

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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