Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Paul Dylan King!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

Penis

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

I have no ideas.

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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