What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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Poverty.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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