- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

potato farming

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Obama-Care

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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