thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Womens rights.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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