why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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