- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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