What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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