If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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pauls tuck

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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