- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

5 people are walking

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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