- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

A baby seal walks into a club.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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