Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

Gay's rights

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

the asian kid gets an F

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

Dani barton= lovely

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

fack me!

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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