There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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What do you get when you cross a Shake Weight with Parkinson's Disease? You get a sentence that doesn't explain the end of the joke and leaves you without any closure.

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Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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Why did the blond crave hotdogs for breakfast? She was likely suffering a sodium deficiency from violently throwing up the night before.

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Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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Your momma so fat she's fat

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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What do you do if Zombies are chasing you and your friend? Trip the friend.

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Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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Q: What does a blond do with a box of crayons? A: Paints a picture

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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