Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

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A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

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Obama is a good president.

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What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey wahy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? because it had no arms why did the little girl fall off her bike? she got hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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What do eagles and ground hogs have in common? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

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Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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Guess what? What? Nothing.

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Womens rights.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

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Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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