- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

I LIKE TURLES.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

how does peploe get around they walk

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

sweaty black guy

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