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why did the 70 year old white barber refuse to cut the black man's hair... It's because the old man's wife died just two weeks prior to this appointment and he is not in the current mental state to be wielding a pair of sharp sicors near another man's neck. This has happened many times between him and his customers in the past week, and his client base is lessening because of this.

I know you are but what am I? A queer.

What do people say? words.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage. (????)?

Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

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why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

Two muffins were in the oven. One muffin goes "whoo! It's getting hot in here!" the other muffin goes "ahhh! A talking muffin!!!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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