Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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