Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Jesus

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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A fat man on a moped

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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