- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

I forgot what i was gonna say

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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