- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

this is stupid .... yep

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

30cm = 0,3meters

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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