Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

a jew walks out of a furnace

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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