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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

Why is this funny? cause it is funny

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

Aaron Pfeifer likes men

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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