Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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