- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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