A seal walks into a club.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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