knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

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A duck walks into a convient store and ask the cashier, "You got any bread?". The cashier immediatley responds, "No sorry, we don't sell bread." The next day the duck comes back and asks the same cashier, "You got any bread?" The cashier sighs and responds, "No, we still have no bread." After browsing for about three minutes the duck comes back and asks, "You have any bread?" The cashier, as pissed off as a beached whale, says, "NO! WE WILL NEVER GET ANY FRICKEN BREAD AND IF YOU ASK AGAIN I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THIS COUNTER!" The duck sways his head and looks to the ground, only to look right back at the cashier and ask, "You got any nails." The cashier says, "No." The duck comes back and says, "You got any bread?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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