- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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