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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

Knock knock *open*

Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

Hey! Where is my tracker?

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