What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Safe sex MR

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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