Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock! Come in..

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Students, please find the surface integral.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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