Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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banana

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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