What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Anti Joke

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