Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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