Oh no! I forgot the milk!

thumb_up thumb_down +13

How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Yo momma is SO black.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

thumb_up thumb_down -139

What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

thumb_up thumb_down -56

Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

thumb_up thumb_down +121

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops