Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

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I know you are but what am I? A queer.

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

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Q., Why did you mum eat mum on ur mom go die mom niga nigga cut me hang me lolololo A.my cat died shut up newb lololololo

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was mmfmffemuuuuuffuummuuuuuluuu.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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I'm Halarious.

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

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What's the difference between a kleenex and a man? One absorbs your tears while the other makes you cry.

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how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

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Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

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Three men walk into a bar because they were all blind.

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What do people say? words.

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Bill: Did you hear about the black guy that went to college? John: No. Bill: me neither...

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What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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