What's the difference between a kleenex and a man? One absorbs your tears while the other makes you cry.

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Your mother is so fat that her body takes up more space than the average woman.

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Whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? Not being a retard

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Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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why are fire engines red? well books are red magazines are red 2 two plus two is four four times three is 12 there are 12 inches in a ruler queen elizabeth was a ruler, queen elizabeth was also a ship, ships sail in the sea fish swim in the sea, fish have fins, fins fought the russians, russians are always red, fire engines are always russian. and THAT is why fire engines are red....

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So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

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What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

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What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

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Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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