- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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