Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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So you there Red?

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Anti Joke

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