How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Itookasipasoda

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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