Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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