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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Knock knock What

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

Women's Rights.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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