Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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